What is coffee?

Okay we’re entering double-digit responses on this one . . . by now I’m sure you’re well aware of my desire to answer this question from multiple angles.

So, “What is coffee?”

Well, *supposedly*, from a variety of conversations, articles, news stories, etc.

Coffee is . . .

• an aphrodisiac (saucy!)
• addictive (well, did you see the first point?)
• a diuretic (that might be a problem . . .)
• stimulating your bowels (well, this is a problem, and how can it do that and be an aphrodisiac? 🤔)
• a carcinogenic ( . . . and this is what happens with the internet, I went from being sexy to dying)