What is coffee?

Okay we’re entering double-digit responses on this one . . . by now I’m sure you’re well aware of my desire to answer this question from multiple angles.

So, “What is coffee?”

Well, *supposedly*, from a variety of conversations, articles, news stories, etc.

Coffee is . . .

  • an aphrodisiac (saucy!)
  • addictive (well, did you see the first point?)
  • a diuretic (that might be a problem . . .)
  • stimulating your bowels (well, this is a problem, and how can it do that and be an aphrodisiac? 🤔)
  • a carcinogenic ( . . . and this is what happens with the internet, I went from being sexy to dying)

What is coffee?

My ninth attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is  . . .

  • healthy
  • beneficial
  • full of nutrients
  • a good source of caffeine
  • part of a balanced diet
  • loaded with antioxidants

 

**I’m neither a nutritionist nor a medical provider of any sort, but trust me–coffee has a lot going for it . . .

What is coffee?

My eighth attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

  • liquid optimism
  • liquid therapy
  • liquid love
  • liquid patience
  • liquid poetry
  • liquid courage
  • liquid sunshine
**all from memes 😝

What is coffee?

My seventh attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . . cheaper than . . .

  • therapy
  • prozac
  • crack
  • bail money

**credit: memes/mugs

Coffee is . . . cheaper than . . .

  • wine
  • cocktails
  • gym memberships

**credit: me . . . and a whole lot of other people I imagine! 😉

 

What is coffee?

My sixth attempt answering “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

  • understanding
  • mandatory
  • reassuring
  • peace
  • soothing
  • essential
  • required
*all responses–me, and a whole lot of other people I imagine

 

What is coffee?

My fifth attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is  . . .

  • liquid wisdom (mug)
  • liquid sanity (mug/meme)
  • not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle (mug)
  • a gift (me . . . and a whole lot of other people)
  • autocorrect for my brain (meme)
  • daytime wine (mug)
  • my cup of tea (decoration)

What is Coffee?

My fourth attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is  . . .

  • my boyfriend (mug)
  • a drug  . . . a warm delicious drug (meme)
  • an essential part of my ‘responsible’ grown-up disguise (meme)
  • all you need (me . . . and a whole lot of other people)
  • liquid patience (meme)
  • my motivation (me . . . and a whole lot of other people)
  • a pleasure (me . . . and a whole lot of other people)

What is coffee?

My third attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

  • an acceptable drink–any time of the day (me)
  • my valentine (me . . . and a whole lot of other people)
  • essential (me . . . and a whole of other people)
  • my blood type (meme/mugs)
  • the most important meal of the day (meme)
  • the gasoline of life (meme/mugs)

 

What is coffee?

My second attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

  • reliable (me)
  • the best (me . . . lots of people . . .)
  • my love language (meme/mugs)
  • my drug of choice (meme/mugs)
  • my favorite coworker (meme/mugs)
  • like a high five in your mouth (meme)
  • a language in itself (Jackie Chan)

What is coffee?

 My first attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

  • always a good idea (meme)
  • a hug in a mug (meme)
  • delicious (me . . . and a whole lot of other people I imagine)
  • best served hot (me)
  • my best friend (meme)
  • beautiful (me . . . and a whole lot of other people I imagine)
  • a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank (Alphonse Allias)

 

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