What is Coffee?

What is coffee?

I’ve tried humorous, alliterative, repetitive phrasing, positive affirmations, with this one . . . what’s left? What other angle or answers are out there?

Coffee is . . .

fashionable
in vogue
mainstream
popular
trendy

Yes, for better or worse, coffee has become a staple drink. Ubiquitous. Universally known and accepted.

A thing with more than acceptance, it has [in some places and spaces] quite the cult-following. I tend not to worry about its popularity though–whether that is the pressure to drink it or the pressure to drink it in a specific way. It’s been in existence for far too long to be anything but timeless and beyond any sort of passing fad, and in this way I will continue to enjoy it, and enjoy it according to whatever my mood and needs are . . .

January 17, 2023 1

What is Coffee?

Round 13 of:

What is coffee?

acidic
aromatic
bitter
fruity
nutty
sugary
sweet

In other words, depending on the day, the need, the moment, coffee is available in so many flavors and feelings, making it not only wonderfully versatile, but further demonstrating why it’s among the best drinks 🖤

June 15, 2022 0

What is coffee?

An oldie, but a goodie category of posts–probably my favorite if I’m being honest!

What is coffee?

Coffee is . . .

calming
comforting
reassuring
relaxing
soothing
supportive
therapeutic

In other words, coffee is one of those magic elixirs that helps all things fall into place 🖤

March 16, 2022 1

What is coffee?

It has been some time since I did a rendition on this — on this ultimate philosophical, and simultaneously fun, question . . . so, let us circle back to: What is coffee?

Coffee is . . .

bean water
bean juice
bean soup
brain juice
morning soup
morning mud
cupped lightning

November 10, 2020 0

What is coffee?

Okay we’re entering double-digit responses on this one . . . by now I’m sure you’re well aware of my desire to answer this question from multiple angles.

So, “What is coffee?”

Well, *supposedly*, from a variety of conversations, articles, news stories, etc.

Coffee is . . .

an aphrodisiac (saucy!)
addictive (well, did you see the first point?)
a diuretic (that might be a problem . . .)
stimulating your bowels (well, this is a problem, and how can it do that and be an aphrodisiac? 🤔)
a carcinogenic ( . . . and this is what happens with the internet, I went from being sexy to dying)