Coffee Humor

Please, please, please follow @coffee.quotes on Instagram! They make me laugh on a regular basis–so much truth, so much humor.

Examples:

“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning . . . And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.”

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“Forget love. Fall in coffee.”

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“I only drink coffee Monday through Friday and on the weekends.”

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“A poem for mornings:

Coffee, coffee, coffee

Everyone shut up

Coffee.”

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“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.”