What is coffee?

My second attempt to answer “What is coffee?”

Coffee is . . .

• reliable (me)
• the best (me . . . lots of people . . .)
• my love language (meme/mugs)
• my drug of choice (meme/mugs)
• my favorite coworker (meme/mugs)
• like a high five in your mouth (meme)
• a language in itself (Jackie Chan)