Coffeegasm: that little rush you feel after that first sip of good, strong coffee
Coffee Humor
Please, please, please follow @coffee.quotes on Instagram! They make me laugh on a regular basis–so much truth, so much humor.
Examples:
“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning . . . And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.”
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“Forget love. Fall in coffee.”
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“I only drink coffee Monday through Friday and on the weekends.”
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“A poem for mornings:
Coffee, coffee, coffee
Everyone shut up
Coffee.”
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“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.”
October 10, 2018: Quote of the Day
“I drink coffee because without it, I’m basically a 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer.” –Unknown
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Facts.
October 4, 2018: Quote of the Day
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”
–Hugh Jackman
September 18, 2018: Quote of the Day
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
–Cassandra Clare
September 10, 2018: Quote of the Day
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
–Unknown
August 22, 2018: Quote of the Day
“We busy ladies need our coffee fix in the morning. My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte.”
–Heidi Klum
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This definitely rang true for me.
August 7, 2018: Quote of the Day
“I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening.”
–Julia Roberts
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I do too!!
July 12, 2018: Quote of the Day
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
–Earl Wilson
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