January 7, 2019: Quote of the Day

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who donโ€™t know what the hell theyโ€™re doing, or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.”

–You’ve Got Mail (1998), Tom Hanks as Joe Fox

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November 29, 2018: Quote of the Day

“I know many people have said it before, but there is nothing a cup of coffee and a new pair of shoes can’t fix!”

–Marissa Jaret Winokur

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I feel like this is the most perfect quote for me, in Italy–a coffee and fashion powerhouse. Yes, coffee and shoes are definitely the answer! ๐Ÿ˜€

Coffee Humor

Please, please, please follow @coffee.quotes on Instagram! They make me laugh on a regular basis–so much truth, so much humor.

Examples:

“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning . . . And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.”

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“Forget love. Fall in coffee.”

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“I only drink coffee Monday through Friday and on the weekends.”

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“A poem for mornings:

Coffee, coffee, coffee

Everyone shut up

Coffee.”

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“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.”

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