Love the playfulness . . . definitely made me smile 😄
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“I never said I liked coffee better than sex.
I said I’d had it more.”
—Kevin Sinnott
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🤣🤣🤣
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“Nothing like a hot coffee on a cold day
. . . or a mild day, or warm day, or a hot day . . . “
*discovered on IG @coffee.quotes
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“Just so we’re clear, the only acceptable reason for you to touch my cup of coffee is to refill it.”
–Nanea Hoffman
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Thank you!
What is coffee?
My seventh attempt to answer “What is coffee?”
Coffee is . . . cheaper than . . .
- therapy
- prozac
- crack
- bail money
**credit: memes/mugs
Coffee is . . . cheaper than . . .
- wine
- cocktails
- gym memberships
**credit: me . . . and a whole lot of other people I imagine! 😉
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“Coffee: the vodka of morning”
*discovered on IG @coffee.quotes
February 6, 2019: Quote of the Day
“In dog coffees I’ve only had one.”
—Anonymous
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😂😂😂
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“Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”
–memes, mugs, t-shirts
. . . and how’s your Monday going? 😆
January 7, 2019: Quote of the Day
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing, or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.”
–You’ve Got Mail (1998), Tom Hanks as Joe Fox
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