“Coffee owns me and I’m fine with that.”
–read on memes, shirts, etc.
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“I don’t need to drink to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.”
–Anonymous
*credit: Barista Life
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“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”
–Nanea Hoffman
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“My favorite time of day is coffee:30”
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Mine too š
*discovered/seen on a meme
What is coffee?
Okay we’re entering double-digit responses on this one . . . by now I’m sure you’re well aware of my desire to answer this question from multiple angles.
So, “What is coffee?”
Well, *supposedly*, from a variety of conversations, articles, news stories, etc.
Coffee is . . .
- an aphrodisiac (saucy!)
- addictive (well, did you see the first point?)
- a diuretic (that might be a problem . . .)
- stimulating your bowels (well, this is a problem, and how can it do that and be an aphrodisiac? š¤)
- a carcinogenic ( . . . and this is what happens with the internet, I went from being sexy to dying)
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Love the playfulness . . . definitely made me smile š
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Ā āI never said I liked coffee better than sex.
I said Iād had it more.ā
—Kevin Sinnott
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“Nothing like a hot coffee on a cold day
. . . or a mild day, or warm day, or a hot day . . . “
*discovered on IG @coffee.quotes
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