“Do I like my coffee black? There other colors?”
–Author Unknown
Coffee Humor
“I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”
–Meghan Mullally
Coffee Humor
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.”
–read on memes, shirts, etc.
Coffee Humor
“Coffee owns me and I’m fine with that.”
–read on memes, shirts, etc.
Coffee Humor
“I don’t need to drink to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.”
–Anonymous
*credit: Barista Life
Coffee Humor
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”
–Nanea Hoffman
Coffee Humor
“My favorite time of day is coffee:30”
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Mine too 😉
*discovered/seen on a meme
What is coffee?
Okay we’re entering double-digit responses on this one . . . by now I’m sure you’re well aware of my desire to answer this question from multiple angles.
So, “What is coffee?”
Well, *supposedly*, from a variety of conversations, articles, news stories, etc.
Coffee is . . .
- an aphrodisiac (saucy!)
- addictive (well, did you see the first point?)
- a diuretic (that might be a problem . . .)
- stimulating your bowels (well, this is a problem, and how can it do that and be an aphrodisiac? 🤔)
- a carcinogenic ( . . . and this is what happens with the internet, I went from being sexy to dying)
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