Coffee Humor

“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”

–Nanea Hoffman

August 30, 2019: Quote of the Day

“If you’re a new artist, practice your art and share it. Set up shop somewhere, whether it’s a street corner or a coffee shop. I got my start in a coffee shop that didn’t even have live music. I wanted to play in coffee shops that did have live music, but I didn’t have an audience.”

–Jason Mraz

May 29, 2019: Quote of the Day

“The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.”

–Douglas Adams

Coffee Humor

 “I never said I liked coffee better than sex.

I said I’d had it more.”

Kevin Sinnott

 

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