July 25, 2019: Quote of the Day
“Humanity runs on coffee.”
—Unknown
May 29, 2019: Quote of the Day
“The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.”
–Douglas Adams
May 15, 2019: Quote of the Day
“To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.”
–Unknown
Coffee Humor
“I never said I liked coffee better than sex.
I said I’d had it more.”
—Kevin Sinnott
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April 23, 2019: Quote of the Day
“It does not matter where you are from or how you feel, there is always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
—Gabriel Bá
Coffee Humor
“Nothing like a hot coffee on a cold day
. . . or a mild day, or warm day, or a hot day . . . “
*discovered on IG @coffee.quotes
April 13, 2019: Quote of the Day
“I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks: ‘Bring on the day!’
I have to have about 7 pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.”
–Stacy London
Coffee Humor
“Just so we’re clear, the only acceptable reason for you to touch my cup of coffee is to refill it.”
–Nanea Hoffman
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Thank you!
March 30, 2019: Quote of the Day
“Among the numerous luxuries of the table . . . coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions . . . is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.”
–Benjamin Franklin